My found Elven Sword
You ask where I got that you say!? Why...This is MY sword. Well really it's not mine. I found it.
No not really.... It was someone elses once... Take pint, son.
I'm still trying to figure out how to use it. The now dead elve I "stole" this from didn't really leave any instructions, nor any manual, paper or hint on how to use it, ungracious prick! I'm no magician, and I certainly don't know the slightest inkling of their folklore to aid me, those tall pale gaylords.. But I have his sword, and by Thissis, he nearly killed me with it! Spinnin the sword in circles deflecting all of my arrows, shining his bright magicle gem that made me dizzy and faint from the light, nearly blinding me! If it wasn't for my visor!!..... well you know.....
Every time I take up this heavy sword with my bare two hands, heavy, much too heavy for you boy, the gem lights up ever so slightly and it quickly feels (by magic I think) as light as a feather. I tried to hide it from my many wives, but one day, a cursed day, I was twirling it around like I saw the elve did, taking note of that glowing gem. It grew quite bright the more I swung the blade. My concubine found me welding it, cursed day.... she almost bust my balls, my women, a blade, worry, drama, jealousy, hell on earth when she almost noticed my prize....ALMOST... Well she didn't notice long as she was struck blind by the aura. That damned light, vibrates and burns in the very back of your eye balls! It was a shocker that I managed to wind that arrow in the heart of that dastard pretty boy. But looks like it now doesn't affect me when I hold the blade.. or blades. How many blades does this thing have!?!? My scars on my leg could tell you, and my many wives and now blind concubine can tell you too, it's more than one measily scar on my leg! Talk about a denting piece of flesh shredder! But what get's me most is the gem. The gem...... I can't really tell you what it does, but every time I hold the sword, the gem glows intensely. I think that blinding aura comes from the gem, but it doesn't affect me... it just makes me feel......... clear. I see better, I smeel better, I move quieter and faster. Again, that arrow saved my life and I don't know how, by Thissis, I'm not a dead man and my concubine will live to see me again!! hang-on-a-deer's-breathe.. my WIVES will live to SEE me again!.....Hah, prefer concubines, less drama.
BUUUUUT on the sunny side of the storm, he's dead now, and this sword is MY sword. It's empowering and don't you think about knicking it boy! Show me where's a soothsayer! I need to threaten some magician with my blades and see if he can tell me what magic this sword holds.
"OI!!!!! You there with the fandangled shiny thing! TURN AROUND SO I CAN SEE YOU!!!"
Righty, no more drinks for the night boy.... mind covering yon eyes a moment? You know what to do.
Modeling: trueSpace 7.61 beta 8 WS
Textures: Paint.Net/trueSpace 7.61 beta 8 WS
Rendering: trueSpace 7.61beta 8 WS
Compositing and Effects: Blender 2.61/Softimage 2012 SP1